od3sta:

thehutchleogan:

lol at the kids who have school tomorrow 

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff on Ellen

ladyofmischief:

Avengers Assemble

#asdsfjg #obviously rdj is taking the tony approach like the bitch he is #and then you’ve got thiddles coming out all awkward and smiley like um hey guise #and then there’s ruffalo like yeah sure idk what to do i’ll just throw up some peace signs #AND THEN THERE’S RENNER WHO COMES OUT LIKE GOOD NIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN I HOPE YOUR BODIES ARE APPROPIATELY PREPARED FOR ME

grim-creeeper:

jimnapier:

STAR WARS Cupcake Stencils - May The Force Be With Your Tummy!

i need to get these so i can make them for jesse :)

maddle:

do cats understand fun

Captain Narcolepsy on House.

• satan: your favourite band are touring your country but the nearest they're playing is two hours away from you
• satan: and none of your friends want to come with you
• satan: and you happen to have no money
• satan: oh and isn't it the day before that big exam
• satan: so yeah

tales-of-a-big-sexy-liberation:

“Thank for flying Church of England, cake or death.”

“Well we ran out of cake, we didn’t know there would be such a rush!”

hommos:

if you say “heterosexual” 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight, Louis comes out of the closet for 15 seconds, slaps you with his prada purse and then calls you a dumb whore right before flipping you off with both hands

letsdothewave:

notes

I believe the answer is yes.

• Whovians: You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
• BBC: Hey, wait a second, you kno-
• Whovians: You know who has to do it
• BBC: Listen, that was just an episode-
• Whovians: You know who.
• BBC: It's just fiction.
• Whovians: You know who.
• BBC: But this series is not that important as-
• Whovians: You know.
• BBC: But-
• Whovians: Or the world will explode
• BBC: ...What?
• Whovians: It's time law BBC.
• BBC: ...
• Whovians: It's the law of the universe.
• BBC: ....
• Whovians: There will be a crack in time.
• BBC: I think you take this a bit too seriou-
• Whovians: The Doctor will come
• BBC: But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
• Whovians: It's written in history.
• BBC: But the Queen-
• Whovians: Will not be amused.